Pappu: Ma'm, why did Gandhi Ji and Einstein had little or no hair on their head? Teacher: Because of intelligence. Pappu: No wonder, girls have such long hair!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Pappu stands up reluctantly. Teacher: Tell me two pronouns. Pappu: Who? Me? . .. ... Teacher: Very good. Sit down.
Once Pappu uploaded a photo holding a dog on Facebook. His girlfriend commented, "Which one is you?" Pappu replied, "The one holding you".
Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date. Pappu brought 3 cousins, 25 friends and 34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.
Pappu to Bunty, "If your dad is angry with you and asks, Do I look stupid? don't answer him". Bunty: Why? Pappu: I learnt it the hard way.